24oz. Radio

Episode 88 - Our New Co-Host, Pazuzu The Demon

24 oz Radio — Fri, 13 Mar 2015 02:43:29 +0000

The Scumbags find startling audio of their new demon co-host, KB does some work & puts together a huge 3 For 1,Joey B thinks we should phase out people with allergies, & English Matt says Tom Cruise is no big deal! Remember how I Know What You Did Last Summer was based on you but just the drunk driving part?? We do!

Episode 61 - That Was Me In The Control Room In 1969

24 oz Radio — Fri, 15 Aug 2014 03:16:01 +0000

The Scumbags think most guys with ponytails hit dogs, wishing Anthony Cumia's show was free, Christy Mack & War Machine von Koppenhaver, movie trailers, & The Artie Lange Show's cancellation! Remember when you thought you saw a good-looking woman in Beaumont but it was only a mirage?? We do!

Episode 60 - This Prawn Masks The Shit On My Hands

24 oz Radio — Fri, 08 Aug 2014 03:15:16 +0000

The Scumbags hang out with Americans in Puerto Rico, put on bizarre private comedy shows in Southeast Texas, eat roadkill in Tennessee, KB's big news, & getting in on The Wolf of Wall Street all late! Remember when you retired from your teaching job because you stole school funds?? We do!

Episode 59 - I Miss You, Dog

24 oz Radio — Fri, 25 Jul 2014 00:29:52 +0000

Joey B & KB act like it's '09 & the BB-Gun 2 The Taint days all over, neighbors thinking you killed your spouse, new Pat Bateman's Dirty Secret, guessing celebrity atheists, & the best on-screen dick use! Remember when you saw Tim Tebow in that YMCA locker room without a towel?? We do!

Episode 58 - Let's Help The Guy With A Boost Mobile Phone

24 oz Radio — Fri, 18 Jul 2014 03:24:05 +0000

The Scumbags suggest poor people make more money & weigh in on Anthony Cumia, KB thinks being a bartender requires way more skill than it does, Joey B sides with his neighbor over his wife, & comic Jaffer Khan on seeing things in porn that you weren't supposed to! Remember when you funneled that bottle of Jager & almost died?? We do!

Episode 57 - All Those Honey Dips

24 oz Radio — Fri, 11 Jul 2014 04:08:37 +0000

The Scumbags & English Matt conclude last week's huge Browneye, Joey B kills some things, KB holds out hope that The Leftovers will focus on actual leftovers soon, & a competitive 90s Trivia! Remember when your vitamin store venture was just a pyramid scheme?? We do!

Episode 56 - Rich Vos Never Banged KB's Sister In A Cape

24 oz Radio — Fri, 04 Jul 2014 01:04:24 +0000

The Scumbags defend friend of the show Shia LaBeouf, differ on Gary Oldman's comments, chop it up with Houston Sports Talk (@HSTPodcast), a historic Browneye, & the KB/Rich Vos/Eric Lindros connection! Remember how you wanted the gorilla from Shipwrecked?? We do!

Episode 55 - Can Samus Keep The Suit On?

24 oz Radio — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 05:23:36 +0000

The Scumbags & English Matt talk America's Funniest Big Cities, violent computer programmers, a low-life from Jersey, & Joey B talks to comics Ryan Thauburn & Jaffer Khan about a bunch of stuff & then they stand around with no shirts on! Remember how you felt bad when Bernie Mac died in Above The Rim?? We do!

Episode 54 - Don't Drink That Toilet Bowl Cleaner

24 oz Radio — Sun, 22 Jun 2014 02:16:37 +0000

The Scumbags & English Matt talk about needing a woman to tell you how to live, that awful Dumb & Dumber To trailer, how long to wait for emergency vehicles at traffic lights, & Joey B beefs up the show with his set at Battle of The Belt! Remember when how "The Dope Show" was nuts at strip clubs?? We do!

Episode 53 - KB Gets Killed In The Annual Purge

24 oz Radio — Fri, 13 Jun 2014 03:39:42 +0000

Joey B & KB are joined by English Matt (@PulpPit) to talk Last Comic Standing, banging Beaumont TX, The Sitter vs Your Highness, Game of Thrones futures bets, & no one is really into Iggy Azalea apparently! Remember when you dressed as The Crow for six consecutive Halloweens?? We do!

Episode 52 - This Episode May Mention Lionel Messi

24 oz Radio — Sat, 07 Jun 2014 05:26:04 +0000

The Scumbags talk Jonah Hill & that f-word, having four contacts in your phone, the best thing KB ever ate is a generic mass produced item because he sucks, new Danny McBride show coming to HBO, & maybe Kate Upton's tits/Lionel Messi/big keyword! Remember when Game of Thrones ended last Sunday & it altered your entire week?? We do!

Episode 51 - Jack In The Box Spreads Like The Rage Virus

24 oz Radio — Fri, 30 May 2014 02:18:34 +0000

The Scumbags are joined by English Matt (@PulpPit), who continues to absorb KB's being, lots of Magic Mike XXL double entendres, teenage boys are pussies, Joey B's Jack In The Box story, & the hardest 2 For 1 to date! Remember when all you had was a paper with Britney Spears's head on another naked woman's body?? We do!

Episode 50 - NEW Jersey??

24 oz Radio — Fri, 23 May 2014 04:11:47 +0000

2/3rds of the Scumbags turn in the choppiest show to date! Joey B & Back to the Futrell record on-location at Hans Bier Haus & talk joint bank accounts, the perplexing Fast & Furious franchise, & interview comic Sergio Garza! Remember when your alias was "Rob Copenhagen"?? We do!

Episode 49 - They Were Meutrual Friends

24 oz Radio — Fri, 16 May 2014 04:41:05 +0000

The Scumbags talk KB's bitter breakup with his teen girlfriend, new Pat Bateman's Dirty Secret, Shia LaBeouf keeps getting cooler, the Mildly Funny comedy genre, & Joey B does something the show has never seen! Remember when that hillbilly _______?? We do!

Episode 48 - What Kinds Of Beers Do You Have On Funnel?

24 oz Radio — Fri, 09 May 2014 02:00:26 +0000

English Matt (@PulpPit) fills in for Back to the Futrell to talk Kevin Smith, shows KB doesn't watch, funneling beer as a training exercise, & Joey B interviews comic Zach Dickson (@WWZDD! Remember when you got that prostitute in Jacksonville & it was decent?? We do!

Episode 47 - Can I Stay Here Instead Of Going Home?

24 oz Radio — Fri, 02 May 2014 05:06:19 +0000

The Scumbags talk Mad Men & Silicon Valley, Kevin Hart trying to do what Marlon Wayans already did, KB living in the desert where they test atom bombs, new Browneye, & Robert Land from Houston Sports Talk (@HSTPodcast) drops in for a Rockets recap! Remember when you saw Adam Silver & thought he wasn't a real person?? We do!

Episode 46 - This Stairwell Gets Great Reception

24 oz Radio — Fri, 25 Apr 2014 03:34:24 +0000

The Scumbags are back after a two week hiatus to talk the surprisingly funny Hell Baby, among other titles, new Mad Men, how great Mike Judge is, women exaggerating the whole pregnancy thing, & the decrepit conditions of Joey B's Motel 6 odyssey! Remember when you went to that Bruce Springsteen concert & he made you a fan?? We do!

Episode 45 - That Movie That Grossed A Billion Dollars Is A Cult Classic

24 oz Radio — Sat, 05 Apr 2014 03:11:51 +0000

The Scumbags still get shook by a DMX bark, Jason Segel isn't as good svelte & Sex Tape looks terrible, no one can really explain The Great Gatsby, & KB turned out not to be bigger than US Steel! Remember when your girlfriend of 5 years just up & left you with no explanation?? We do!

Episode 44 - I'll Have 14 Hotdogs & A Case Of Beer

24 oz Radio — Fri, 28 Mar 2014 03:14:13 +0000

The Scumbags get a call from Brother-in-law Brian & totally side with him against his girlfriend, Joey B wants to enter a hot dog eating contest, & Jamie Kennedy vs KB in the tightest 2 for 1 yet! Remember playing Killer Instinct against that guy who get all serious 20 years ago?? We do! * THE FIRST 10 MIN OF THE SHOW DIDN'T RECORD BECAUSE OF THE MCM ELEGANTE'S SHITTY WIFI. IT WAS LITERALLY THE BEST 10 MIN IN THE SHOW'S HISTORY & WILL NEVER BE REPLICATED, BY THE WAY

Episode 43 - But You're Clearly In My Bag

24 oz Radio — Fri, 21 Mar 2014 03:02:14 +0000

Joey B & Back to the Futrell are joined by English Matt (@PulpPit) to talk the underappreciated gem Observe & Report, the True Detective finale 2 weeks late, reading in Barnes & Noble, & dads who don't bluff! Remember when you dressed as The Crow three separate Halloweens?? We do!

Episode 42 - Let's Be Big Fish In A Small Pond

24 oz Radio — Fri, 14 Mar 2014 02:58:58 +0000

The Scumbags talk assholes at South By Southwest, Lena Dunham being gross, Rob Kardashian & KB being two peas in a fried stick of butter, Seth Rogen's Neighbors, & how cool it is when Don Draper hurts those closest to him! Remember when you met Brad from The Real World & he was everything you hoped he'd be?? We do!

Episode 41 - Tax The Poor

24 oz Radio — Fri, 07 Mar 2014 04:07:01 +0000

The Scumbags broadcast from the swamps of Beaumont, TX & talk about poor people like KB getting huge tax refunds, performing for an eccentric millionaire, Futrell boning half of Anchorage, & Joey B vs KB! Remember how Tales from the Hood was pretty good?? We do!

Episode 40 - Aaron Hernandez Kills Everybody

24 oz Radio — Fri, 28 Feb 2014 04:39:27 +0000

KB takes another guy's son to the movies, Joey B equates creampies to Subway, the green-eared spaghetti monster, & taking justice into your own hands! Remember when Casper Van Dien had endless potential?? We do!

Episode 39 - Thanks For The Beers, Company Men

24 oz Radio — Fri, 21 Feb 2014 04:05:47 +0000

The Scumbags all show up to talk Jimmy Fallon's unforeseen ascension, regretting everything they've ever done, a high school reunion, an awesome True Detective episode, & a phone call from Brother-in-law Brian! Remember when Yasmine Bleeth got all fucked up & you liked her more?? We do!

Episode 38 - So Much Money That I Know Bravo's Afternoon Lineup

24 oz Radio — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 02:08:43 +0000

Joey B & a refreshed Back to the Futrell talk Danny McBride's "It" factor, trunks full of automatic rifles & Jameson, new Houston music, how Masahiro Tanaka's English is equal to/greater than KB's, & new 2 for 1! Remember when you met Billy Zane at that art show & he introduced himself as "Billy Zane from Titanic"?? We do!

Episode 37 - Woody Allen Makes Us Play With A Train Set

24 oz Radio — Fri, 07 Feb 2014 04:18:31 +0000

Joey B & KB try to make due without Back to the Futrell but then remember that KB is best in a supporting role, Heroin with Hoffman, A Million Ways To Die In The West looks like dog shit, & first dates to the bar are a can't miss! Remember how much you wanted to jump after you saw Jumper?? We do!

Episode 36 - KB Lives In The SPCA

24 oz Radio — Fri, 31 Jan 2014 00:47:36 +0000

Back to the Futrell takes a leave to get stuck in a New Orleans airport while Joey B & KB talk the Entourage movie, the fair trade of great food for your stomach lining, new Pat Bateman's Dirty Secret, & The People's Champ! Remember when you used to play Dead or Alive on the PS2 & wish the women were real?? We do!

Episode 35 - I Think The Expensive Champagne Goes In The Freezer

24 oz Radio — Fri, 24 Jan 2014 04:11:51 +0000

The Scumbags make six figure deals over tuna rolls & hundred dollar bills, Paul Wall inspires a new segment, Strange Wilderness, True Detective recap, & the worst story about spraying women with champagne possible! Remember when your boy hooked up with that African girl who looked like George Clinton?? We do!

Episode 34 - Watch The Throne (Of Worms)

24 oz Radio — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 04:22:36 +0000

The Scumbags talk about grocery stores looking like the set of Carnivale, KB sees American Hustle but nothing else worth talking about, Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, True Detective, & a new round of The Browneye! Remember when you waited for everyone to go to sleep so you could watch Taxicab Confessions?? We do!

Episode 33 - It Was Waingro From Heat

24 oz Radio — Fri, 10 Jan 2014 04:01:46 +0000

The Scumbags talk spending days at a time listening to Patrice O'Neal on Opie & Anthony, KB pitches some girl he ran into as a potential 4th host, & a great case of mistaken death threats! Remember when you broke up with that chick because your friends said she wasn't hot & their opinion matters most?? We do!

Episode 32 - Going Into Solitaire Confinement

24 oz Radio — Fri, 03 Jan 2014 04:04:29 +0000

KB falls head over heels after like a day, maybe Joey B is influential enough to sway the Texans' draft decision, & Jamie Lynn Spears is fucking sloppy! Remember when you saw your mom's friend's bush & "mum" was the word?? We do!

Episode 31 - Call Me Griff Hawkins

24 oz Radio — Sat, 21 Dec 2013 04:43:03 +0000

Back to the Futrell & KB duke it out over 90s trivia, Joey B knows like 3 songs, & one of them might work for The Mandarin! Remember when there were physical copies of TV Guide?? We do!

Episode 30 - Sorry To Make You Do Your Job

24 oz Radio — Fri, 13 Dec 2013 04:24:24 +0000

The Scumbags revel in 30 episodes, Christmas DVD rotations, & fry their hard drives watching Farrah Abraham's sex tape a few hundred times! Remember that time Harley Keiner got your sister pregnant & then he bailed & moved to Orlando?? We do!

Episode 29 - "3 Thanksgivings" Starring Back To The Futrell

24 oz Radio — Sat, 30 Nov 2013 02:02:35 +0000

The Scumbags talk about how weird holidays probably are at KB's house, Miley Cyrus becomes the new A Set of Works girl, & Funkdoobiest! Remember when you paid Joran van der Sloot 75k to come to your party & it was worth it?? We do!

Episode 28 - That Walrus Got Reamed

24 oz Radio — Sat, 23 Nov 2013 02:39:34 +0000

Joey B shoulders the load as Back to the Futrell rides a bullet train across Japan & KB just plain doesn't show up! Remember when you weren't sure if that cool guy you met at the bar had a hidden agenda involving your male g-spot?? We do!

Episode 27 - KB Works In A Morgue

24 oz Radio — Fri, 15 Nov 2013 00:53:46 +0000

KB handles cadavers as Joey B & Back to the Futrell talk about The Jeselnik Offensive's cancellation, Tom Cruise pissing off vets, & Golden Corral's new fountains! Remember when that innocent gag turned fatal?? We do!

Episode 26 - Does Falling Through Your Ceiling Make Me Look Fat?

24 oz Radio — Sat, 09 Nov 2013 02:28:29 +0000

It's the return of the Trill Ass Scumbags as KB joins the show after being gone/dead, Joey B buys disposable razors by the millions, & Back to the Futrell goes on a juice diet that renders him incapable of eating solids -- maybe for life! Remember when you had trouble relating to Moesha?? We do!

Episode 25 - She's Not Heavy She's My Smokin' Hot First Cousin

24 oz Radio — Fri, 01 Nov 2013 03:55:17 +0000

Joey B wants due credit for his role in white kids drinking to near fatal levels, Back to the Futrell is less keen on cousin fucking than we anticipated, & The Wolf of Wall Street could be four hours & we'll still see it! Remember when you & 6 guys watched 1 Night in Paris together?? We do!

Episode 24 - Beignets Are Underwhelming

24 oz Radio — Sat, 26 Oct 2013 04:43:13 +0000

Two-thirds of the Scumbags return to talk about the gun range, Steve-O falling off the wagon, & KB's Nick Stahl parallels! Remember how fucked up Jodie Sweetin was?? We do!

Episode 23 - Drink Kasser's In The Woods

24 oz Radio — Thu, 03 Oct 2013 03:25:09 +0000

The Scumbags trade their best public barf tales, Back to the Futrell would eat a car's radiator if dunked in cocktail sauce, & Joey B. puts the "cking out" in "blacking out"! Remember that time you went to a bonfire & wanted to jet immediately?? We do!

Episode 22 - Let's Get The Guy Who Quit At Bonefish Grill To Replace KB

24 oz Radio — Thu, 26 Sep 2013 03:16:46 +0000

Back to the Futrell gives Anthony Jeselnik drugs, some guy may have fingered Joey B.'s sister, & KB comes on but doesn't talk & it's weird! Remember wearing out your Under Siege VHS to that Erika Eleniak tit scene?? We do!

Episode 21 - The Big Ticket

24 oz Radio — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 03:13:38 +0000

Back to the Futrell returns to the show after a weird unexplained absence, KB has a 132 lb scrotum, & the Scumbags have a cousin who's so far removed he's not even real! Remember when your palate was less refined & Ellio's pizza tasted good?? We do!

Episode 20 - We Cut To Him & He's Cumming

24 oz Radio — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 03:33:22 +0000

The Scumbags review the Roast of James Franco, Joey B. wonders what happened to Giovanni the Porn Site Builder, & KB really has his finger on the pulse of all things cable! Remember when Andy Milonakis was alive?? We do!

Episode 19 - What Happened To That Sinkhole Guy, Ya Know?

24 oz Radio — Thu, 05 Sep 2013 03:51:23 +0000

KB loves that "Summertime Sadness" song by Rachael Day Lewis, Joey B. weighs the pros & cons of a visor, & a cowardly tornado shoves two people in a Publix parking lot! Remember when you took Ecstasy & listened to "Days Go By" like a million times that one summer?? We do!

Episode 18 - KB Lies About Drinking Daiquiris

24 oz Radio — Thu, 29 Aug 2013 03:56:48 +0000

The Scumbags celebrate a monumental episode by getting tanked like the old days, a Facebook friend has no idea what constitutes a dinner course, & the legend Pimp C's definition of "bad" is suspect! Remember back when you still had hope?? We do!

Episode 17 - Michelle Williams Isn't Good Looking

24 oz Radio — Thu, 22 Aug 2013 03:41:53 +0000

Back to the Futrell tells everyone person he sees he got "lei'd" in Hawaii, KB wants to 69 Beth Chapman, & Joey B. makes a proposal! Remember how the Indian Danny Lightfoot on Hey Dude made you feel uneasy?? We do! * Somehow the first few minutes of this episode weren't recorded. It starts mid-conversation with KB talking about his weight, which tends to be unstable.

Episode 16 - Futrell Is In Hawaii

24 oz Radio — Tue, 13 Aug 2013 22:21:03 +0000

Back to the Futrell goes to Hawaii & the other two scumbags hold down the fort with K2, too much salsa, & pretty sound reasoning on why kids don't need school! Remember when Ray Lewis killed people?? We do!

Episode 15 - You Don't Eat With Your Nose, Mos!

24 oz Radio — Fri, 26 Jul 2013 03:35:26 +0000

The Rowdy Loafers find Mos Def's eating methods a little silly, an acquaintance gets a sexy punishment at work, & the return of The Browneye! Remember when Tim Duncan bought you a secret house?? We do!

Episode 14 - Shia LaBeouf Stares At Us In Burbank

24 oz Radio — Wed, 17 Jul 2013 22:47:43 +0000

KB takes the week off to join the volunteer fire department while Joey B. & Back to the Futrell make moonshine with child stars Devin Ratray & Michael Oliver! Remember when Beethoven bit that guy in the wiener?? We do!

Episode 13 - Why Don't I Quit My Job & Help You Do The Dishes?

24 oz Radio — Fri, 12 Jul 2013 00:52:44 +0000

KB gets his head chopped off in Brazil, Back to the Futrell relives a harrowing drive home post Taco Bell, & the guys invite Jason Wahler to come on & talk about all the Laguna Beach trim he banged! Remember how ugly Dieter's face was?? We do!

Episode 12 - Oh I'd Love A Pool Boy Sandwich, Thanks

24 oz Radio — Thu, 04 Jul 2013 00:00:21 +0000

After a week off due to life (pfft -- what a dildo he is), the scumbags return, but sans vengeance! IFC comedy is discussed, as are po' boys, Futrell's This Is The End review, & KB's lady getting all pissed off at him -- awwwwww sheeeeiiiitt! Remember when that hillbilly with the big red truck wanted to kick KB's ass?? We do!

Episode 11 - Getting Things Done Is Easy When You're A Hunk

24 oz Radio — Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:39:11 +0000

KB gets a basketball net he'll never use, Joey B. says Louisiana isn't the utopia he originally thought, & the guys get overly blue on their sex lives! Remember when you had a thing for Step by Step's Al?? We do!

Episode 10 - I'm Not A Player I Just Drink Trans Fats

24 oz Radio — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:17:08 +0000

Joey B. questions the 2000 lb Big Pun's "player" assertions, the guys have trouble keeping Christ in Christmas in June, & KB gets high on Slo-Mo! Remember when you got drunk & crashed Lisa Turtle's mom's car?? We do!

Episode 9 - Just A Damn Beat Cop

24 oz Radio — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:01:45 +0000

The boys want to get wrecked on Kid Rock's cruise, pit Rogen & Sandler's crews against each other, & can't decide if Rihanna's jack-worthy! Remember how into Jenna Jameson you were?? We do!

Episode 8 - Corey Feldman Takes Them All Back

24 oz Radio — Thu, 30 May 2013 18:36:14 +0000

Zombie Amanda Bynes solidifies herself as the A Set of Works Girl, KB calls in from the moon, & El George Bush's wife gets pissed at him for something he did in her dreams! Remember how much pussy Carson Daly used to get?? We do!

Episode 7 - Droppin' A Pale Rider

24 oz Radio — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:58:45 +0000

KB thinks Anchorman was made in the 70's, Back to the Futrell hides behind someone else's badge, & Joey B. wants that guy on the Travel Channel with no legs to stop stealing his persona! Remember how much that Michael Jackson video "Black & White" scared the shit out of you?? We do!

Episode 6 - So The Pope & Ariel Castro Walk Into A Bar...

24 oz Radio — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:55:41 +0000

KB likens Jody Arias's testimony to a good Penthouse Forum, Ariel Castro's favorite burger, & the Loafers set their sights on citywide domination! Remember how much you loved to hate Gabriel Byrne in Shipwrecked?? We do!

Episode 5 - Ridin' 'Round With Our Ninas

24 oz Radio — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:53:42 +0000

Back to the Futrell & KB face off for Green Day knowledge supremacy (who cares, right?), Joey B. diagnoses himself with bipolar disorder -- but only because Bradley Cooper has it, & the Rowdy Loafers shave their heads with engine grease & a bowie knife like Riddick! Remember when Kelsey Grammer fell off that stage 'cause he's a dickhead?? We do!

Episode 4 - Being Poor Is So Unbecoming

24 oz Radio — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:50:42 +0000

Poor people need to stop attending crawfish festivals, fat people shop at farmer's markets because they're "in", & Louis CK vs. Everyone Else! Remember when KB forgot to take Futrell to the airport?? We do!

Episode 3 - Pass The Ricin, Please

24 oz Radio — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:45:45 +0000

The Rowdy Loafers see no harm in mailing rice, think Joey B. looks like Rachael Leigh Cook, & want their brains scrambled via Rekall! Remember when Chyna beat up X-Pac?? We do!

Episode 2 - Don Draper's Cheatin' Heart

24 oz Radio — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:41:29 +0000

The Rowdy Loafers discuss the Mad Men season 6 premier, random movies they want to see, & KB stabbing a bunch of people on the CyFair campus. Remember that one episode of Mad Men when Joan's husband Greg raped her?? We do!

Episode 1 - What A Debut!

24 oz Radio — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:34:00 +0000

The first episode of 24oz. Radio! Now we've popped both of William Petersen's cherries! *NOTE* The show's sponsor, Joe's Father, was none too pleased about KB's "Nazi Salute" talk. In KB's defense, he's been hanging out with Giorgos Katidis a lot recently, & says he didn't know what it meant.